It's Friday my little pretties!!! My boss is off and I haven't popped a Zoloft in weeks which means that lump of cells that I call my brain is all over the place this morning. So once again my nuttiness is on display for your entertainment purposes.
The word got out that RTF was making it's triumphant return this week and the gentleman in this video got the news right before his wedding started. He tried to contain his happiness but like all of us it just got to be too much. You don't even need sound to appreciate his overwhelming joy at hearing the good news.
Now see that just warms my heart. When my ridiculousness can cause this type of reaction I know one of two things is true. 1) I am a freaking genius or B) There are some nutty people walking around this planet. I think I'll go with option D) All of the above.
On to the thoughts!!!!
I've got 7 extra tickets to Six Flags for August 5th. Who's riding with me?
I don't ride roller coasters.
Have you ever seen a little African man do the Young Joc dance or the Lean Wit it Rock Wit it dance? Trust me, it's hilarious.
We had another going away dinner at work yesterday. That makes like 4 in the past month. All managers. I'm fully expecting to show up to work one day and see yellow tape around the building.
I just heard that Halle Berry ws pregnant. I don't believe it for one second. I think Halle is just trying to trap me. I said NO Halle! Deal with it.
I am the real life Victor Newman.
I went to Target last night and there was a Bentley in the parking lot. I didn't think Bentleys were allowed in Target parking lots. I naturally assumed they had some self destruct mechanism and the Bentley would kill itself if its owner was in a store where a friendly dog led the way to savings.
Kool and Kween don't know what a Maybach is. I don't know if I think that's cool or strange. Go check out their page ladies.
The next time you hear a rapper talk about his 'bach then you'll understand a little better. I love educating people.
I won a $75 gift certificate to Sears so if you want a cheap shirt or something you'd better be nice to me!
I am going to have to talk to Human Resources about these women at my job. They ogle my butt and my package whenever I walk by and it just makes me feel dirty.
My job has all of a sudden stopped blocking Myspace. How is it that they make my life so miserable and yet so fun at the same time?
Now should I start a myspace page and take it over much like blogger?
I like GP's new spot.
Unga Bunga.
Ok I'm losing it.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!
46 comments:
WOOOOOOOOOW king you are tooooo ummmm what's the word I am looking for....ok i got 3 words free kin stupid...
and i told your before you are not the Victor Newman in no way, shape or form...so stop saying that
Ok, who's Victor Newman?
thank you Laa...lol...now I don't feel bad about not knowing what a maybach was...(i'm not a baller hungry chick) as long as a brother is on 4 wheels and has a valid liscense and pays car insurance, i am good!!!
50 cent made a song about a Maybach...Stunt 101. So I take it you don't listen to 50 to much
Yeah and Jay-Z has referenced a Maybach in a couple songs too.
I need someone to tell Laa who Victor Newman is. Being a manly man like I am I feels a little ashamed that I know but my grandmother watched that stuff all day everyday. So somebody explain it to her or Laa you could Google him.
i really don't listen to 50 much and i pay no close attention to material possesion references in songs
Young and the Restless...he's the guy who's been macking on there since they started that soap opera
Ok Laa this is how Wikipedia describes Victor:
A wealthy and prominent business tycoon, Victor is arguably the most powerful man in Genoa City. Raised an orphan and determined to be completely independent, he has built an empire out of Newman Enterprises. Women are drawn to Victor's good looks, charm and power.
Good day sweetface!! :)
I don't ride roller coasters either...
is that a gemini thing?
Umm... instead of the cheap shirt can I just
get the $75? I'll be reeealll nice to you daddy :)
I miss you man. You know you can get it-
just not today, I'm busy.
:*
You too funny!!! Glory!!!!
Thanks Big D!!! Can you send me a ticket? I'll get one of those off your hands!
HEY EVERYONE!!!
DOPortion, Kween, Laa, and Diva!
IF they unblocked myspace, that means your boss is on it!...lol.
PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!!!
Yo, hit me up
www.myspace.com/comingouthardandboutit
Lots of naked pics...
just kidding.
Guess what Ddot. I ain't been on myspace but for a month and half, and guess what? I have over 400 comments already. That is crazy ain't it? Yeah, I know. Cause you have a tons of friends, but they may not comment. I be doing my thing, as you already know! You know how we do it!.lol.
Look at me, once agani taking the internet too seriously..lol.
hey GP...
See I don't watch soaps. In fact I hate them.
But I googled him and D when exactly did you think you were a white man? I can get my aunt to refer you to some very good therapists who deal with the identity issues thing. LOL
What's up GP! Of course you take the internet too seriously, we all do!! LOL! 400 comment...hmmm....so is that a challenge????
Myspace here I come!!!!!
Very funny Laa. Ok let me clarify. I am the black, blogging version of Victor Newman! How's that?!
nooooooooooo D don't come to myspace
Shawty.......Ddot. You can't beat that folk. Come on? Shawty, I ain't even showing no naked ass!!!!
Just Added you Kween!!!!! YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Shawty?! You know I like that southern talk GP! LOL!
Not only can I beat it I am willing to say in the same amount of time I'll double your numbers. How ya like them apples...shawty!
Don't forget about my "marketing skills"!!!!
yeppie...GP
ok i love that profile pic GP
Ddot, on myspace... Why do I have females sending me nasty pics of them everyday! Just sending them to my email? It's crazy!!! Not enough action on blogspot if you ask me! Not enough men, and not enough black naked ass! hmmph!
I was going to steal your tagline D!
I call myself Queen Georgiapeach, so I was going to say, "I'm the Queen of all peaches there is none higher....."...lol.
But I was like, nah, Ddot would get me...lol. :)
Thanks KWeen!
There's more "action" on myspace because the kids are on there and blogspot is more about the words and not the pictures. That's why I like it better because blogspot is for the intellectuals such as myself.
Now with that being said within a 3 month period my myspace would probably look like a porn site with all the naked pics of chicks. Is this a challenge or what?!
Oh and take the tagline because I've seen about 250 Georgia Peach's on myspace. You've got to standout.
D you'd prolly get dudes flashing you on your myspace...lol
Ddot's name is going to be the ultimate sword fighter...lol.
I don't even go by Georgiapeach except in my bulletins...lol.
You're probably right Kween. As I've expressed before EVERYBODY finds me attractive. I don't blame them for it. I'm just sexy.
ITs back!!!!!!!!!!!!ITs only sexual Harrasment if the chicks are UGLY.....
D you a punk if you don't ride roller costers. whats the point in going if you're not gonna ride one? my son went to six flags last weekend and i told him he couldn't come home if he didn't ride a big roller coster!!! he did!
do just send me all you're tickets cause you going is a waste!
you have a great weekend too...he guess what... i bought my baby home today!! hee hee!
damn i thought commented on this on Fri.. guess not! those videos of kang were too damn funny!
*mad you ain't ask me about them six flags tickets sooner* I gotta read about it.. I'M ON STRIKE!!!!!
:)
D you suck...as usual...
That vid was on another level of craziness.
As for halle, i think you handled it like a man, lol!
As for rollercoasters, don't ride the things. Too long a wait for such a short ride, plenty more interesting things to do!!
xxS*Bxx
(xxGr8 Blogxx)
digging the theme of your blog, i'm going to link ya
I did not know about the car either!
thank you Leesa...
ok D time for a new post
that car looks like a honda or something... whats the big deal anyway??
yeah really... new post... you slippin...
you're fired
oh i see... you got on myspace and now you spend all your time over there!!! is that it!?
OMG!!!!
For the first time in forever, I made to RTF while it's still Friday! What up D?
Too bad it's Friday a week later.
:-(
;-D
Drea I was about to say something to that also...It is a sad day that it is Friday and we are living off of a RTF from LAST FRIDAY...WTF D...Are you breaking up with us...if so just be man and say it, and stop playin games...
I saw this on WGN Chicago and the white anchors were cracking up. Lawrd, I couldn't wait to get on youtube to send this to my Reverend Momma. She didn't think it was so funny...but I laughed at her for acting like it wasn't funny.
Nice post!
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