Grand Opening, Grand Closing

Grand opening,Grand closing
God damn your man D cracked the can open again
Who you gone find doper than him with no pen
Just draw off inspiration
Soon you gonna see you can't replace him
With cheap imitations for these generations!

Welcome to my new and improved spot. My Kingdom is now The Palace. A place for fun and leisure during those boring hours at work or when you just need a good laugh, or an entertaining story. Mark Twain said "My books are water. Those of the geniuses are wine. But everybody drinks water." That's how I see my writing. It for the most part isn't going to bowl you over in amazement but everyone can understand and relate.

The reason it's not called MY Palace is because you the reader are my co-heirs and without you The Palace would be an empty and cold house and Luther told us that a house is not a home without love. Also the new template washes in a tide of new opportunities. Mainly being able to read what's on the page without destroying your retinas! Yes now we have the perfect palatial pallet for you to palpitate over as you daydream at your desk. Quite simply, it's the Rolls Royce of blog templates. I've added a chat box for all those folks who get irritated at the fact that we chat in the comment section. Also I've switched over to haloscan for my comments so if we have another incident like with what's his name I can ban him with the quickness.

The past couple of weeks that I have been working on this template I've noticed that several of you have switched up your templates as well. I guess great minds really do think alike.

Speaking of great minds, I must give a huge shout out to my girl Nikki for putting this whole template together for me. Not only that but she put up with me constantly changing my mind about things I wanted on the template and my incessant need for daily updates. She's a soldier and because of that she's officially part of The Dynasty. Oh and there's no need to go emailing her asking her to do one for you because this is a one of a kind original and after what I put her through she'd probably curse you out anyway! Thanks again Nik!

Ok so here I am fresher than a newborn and ready to roll. Let me know what you think of my new digs and keep checking back, I just might give you another post today!