What's up My Loyal Subjects! I'm back like cooked crack. I'm hoping that my highly evolved brain matter will be able to provide you guys with highly entertainging nonsense on a more regular basis. I had to take a little hiatus and get my mind right and regroup. But don't get it twisted I'm still just as pompous, arrogant and conceited as ever. Don't you just love THE KING?! I've been reading all of the Dynasty members blogs everyday and you guys are on fire! And now with my return it completes the circle. You see without me you guys are sort of like the Beatles without John Lennon or the Jackson 5 without little Michael. What? Hey don't be mad you're still good. Just more like a Tito or Ringo good. Oh well.
So get ready for a great week as I slay you guys with my platinum tongue(yeah you read that right). I promise actual posts this week and not just filler. You guys trust me right? C'mon it's me the ILLustrious Ddot the King! Yes the guy you all love to hate or is that hate to love? Oh well in the end things are as they have always been....good stuff here suckas.
Don't blame me because I'm Ddot the King and you're not! Blame your under achieving parents! As for me I'm so far ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet. Let that marinate. So although Mondays suck when you're Ddot everyday is a sunny Saturday afternoon! Enjoy your day my friends(we're not really friends) and remember one thing, although you'll never know if this is true or not.....
IT IS GOOD TO BE THE KING!!!!!
7 comments:
ddot: Yeah, I sometimes don't want to post on my blog either. I have missed you, though. You are at the top of the people I link to - and that is intentional.
Jacque said it best. Glad to see your blogging morale is up..lol! You have been really shady lately. I just want to give you a big ole hug mann...lol! I hope everything has been going okay with your life.
Jacque, how you get to put that little heart in your message?..lol
I went to Washington DC once and well... I'm just glad I don't occupy that place. I do treasure the photo of me flicking off the white house though.
lol!
How was your Thanksgiving girl. I know you and your family had a great one..lol.
@ Jacquelyn- I hate to quote that little fake thug but he's songs and little phrases are catchy although I hate that whole "A!" thing. Besides it's just my weak attempt to woo you! I'm just a source of free entertainment?! You call this entertainment? LOL...
@ Leesa- Aww thanks you are so sweet! I gotta get me a white girl!
@ GP- You have been beasting over there at your spot! Good job. But don't be calling me shady because I am not sh...well yeah i am but don't call me out like that in public!
@ Crallspace- Hey I'm sure the picture is great but you can't say stuff like that over here at my spot! I am a black man who lives far too close to the White House. I am not trying to come home and have Secret Service agents sitting in my living room.
I will probably download it in the next couple of days....legally of course! You co-signed it so it better be good!!
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