Internet Gangstas, E-thugs, and Cyber Hustlaz...

*BREAKING NEWS*
One of the original members of THE DYNASTY is being booted. Danielle obviously has a persecution complex and she thinks everybody is out to get her. GP left some encouraging words for her and she snapped. Now she's been throwing mud on THE KING's good name all across cyberspace. I'm the wrong dude to be disparaging. I tried to be nice. I tried to remain neutral but you know what? You're just a crazy broad! Stop emailing me about GP!!! She has moved on. I have moved on and you're still trying to build up your little army and trying to get grown people to choose sides. I don't give a flying fig about you or your mother or the fact that GP called you trash. Beat it loser. Why did you email me telling me to "discipline" GP anyway?! Dang I'm not a REAL King chick! Ok you know what....GP give me your internet hand...INTERNET SMACK!!!....there now do you feel better you psycho? Notice I didn't say internet psycho. And to talk about me is one thing but to say that Jackie and BrownSoul and my other folks are gassed up by my lies and that we all hate you is just plain stupid. Nobody knows you!!! Heck I don't even know them! Although I plan on getting to know Jackie....biblically! Ahhh humor the great cure. Lighten up and stop acting like a 4 year old. Maybe that's why your mother doesn't want you around!!!!

*NEW AND NOW WITH MORE SUGAR*
Wait I got more. Then in your emails you try to make this a racial issue?! What the heck is that about?! The internet is make believe sweetie. NOBODY CARES!!!! "King why haven't you commented on my blog in months?" I'll tell you why because that crap is boring and stupid. Yeah I know I'm acting like a juvenile right now but I play up to the level of my competition. All that Possessed B*tch stuff is dumb. Nobody but other weirdos are going to keep putting up with that. Always complaining about how someone is doing you wrong. Boring. I should've peeped the persecution complex from that. "You are closer to GP than you are to me." D*amn right! She's just as nutty as they come but at least she's interesting. And she's pulled my card more than once on my blog and I didn't go crying to Leesa and Drea to stop associating with her. Changing my link name on your blog to "Can't Trust King" was the height of unintentional comedy. If any chick that reads my blog "trusts" me then they are just as crazy as you. I am just some guy on the internet for goodness sakes!!! Normally I wouldn't keep this going but you won't stop emailing me. I know that I have a magnetic personality and I am probably a father figure to you but you have taken this thing too far. "You and GP are just jealous because my blog destroys yours!" Are you serious? No, really...are you serious? People have to hold their nose when they come to my blog. Why? Because it's the sh*t! My spot is more entertaining than the crap you do even when I don't post for 2 weeks. And I'd rather look at GP's boyfriends painted toenails than hear another story about how your mother is so mean to you. I'd be mean to you too!!! Ok now I'm done. Nope wait a minute. One more thing. YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE!!! Ahhh now I feel better. LOL!!!


I walk real cocky. I stare people down. I don't talk much which really makes people who do talk a lot feel uneasy. No this is not another diatribe about my greatness. In fact if you guys really knew me you'd know that I'm quite shy.

Yes I know it may come as a shock that I am not a social butterfly. But it's true. That is unless of course the Paxil has kicked in. As I said before I choose my words very carefully which I think is why so many people find my little blog here so interesting. It is also the place where I meet and socialize with people who come to be known as my internet friends. I realize that if I met some of these people in real life that we might not get along. Why? Well because a lot of people are fake. All my female readers ears just popped up. They know exactly what I'm talking about.



Yes you could hear this same conversation in the ladies room at any club, restaurant, or place of business. Not that I've ever been in the ladies room. Well ok that one time but the men's bathroom smelled like...well a men's bathroom and I just couldn't do it. Anyway as I was saying in my everyday life I only associate with people who are what I consider real. So I would think that the internet is no different. Yesterday I was confronted with a situation that irked me and then made me kind of chuckle and then irk me again.



Two of the people who I consider my blogger buddies are beefing. Big deal right? That's what I said too but it gets deeper. One of the bloggers gets so angry about the situation that she took the bold move of removing me and several other bloggers from her links because as she put it "I have to question anybody who associates with a person like that." Now that's funny to me. Like in the big scheme of things a person deleting my blog link from their blog is going to keep me awake at night. I am also a compassionate person so I take the person's feelings into consideration as well. If it bothers you that much then I won't make light of the situation. Back to the situation. Now apparently said "beef" started last Wednesday and was spread out on at least two blogs. If anybody has been to my blog in the last two weeks they probably know that I haven't been around much so I had no idea that any of this had even taken place. Not only that but a lot of the comments made had been deleted from my blogger buddy's blog. What is a King to do?!

Normally I stay out of beef. But my hand was forced. The offended blogger all but said that if I continued to associate with the offending blogger that they would not deal with me anymore and that I was not their "real" friend. This is when I start to chuckle again. Ok was she trying to 50 Cent me?! For all my non hip hop readers let me explain that line. You see 50 Cent will attempt to destroy any person who does business with a rapper by the name of Ja Rule. Ok let's continue.....actually let's not continue yet. Since we have 50 and Ja I guess I'll be Tupac and name names. What do you think? Yeah I agree let's call them out.




In this corner is Danielle. She runs D's Crunk Corner.







And in this corner we have Georgia Peach who is over at ComingOutHardAndBoutIt.






So GP called Danielle trash and talked about her mom and called her a racist if I'm not mistaken although as I said before I'm not exactly sure why.

I am quite sure that in one of my Random Thoughts I made the statement that arguing on the internet is like winning a race at the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded.

I can not put into words how stupid I think this whole thing is and how foolish I feel for even taking up this much time in my day to write about it. With that being said both of the ladies are always checking up on me and demanding a post. Well here it is. I guess it's the classic case of be careful of what you wish for...you just might get it.





Look ladies I like both of you. At least I internet like you and this is really uncalled for. Take it from a reformed gangsta...a real one not an internet one.....that being a gangsta or an internet gangsta, or e-thug is just plain sad when you really think about it. Write your blogs and if you choose to comment on other blogs about things you disagree with be respectful and if that's not enough just go back to your blog and write a rebuttal. But really it's not that serious. It's just the internet people. Geez.