Alright all My Loyal Subjects here's what you've all been waiting for. It's 100 Things about your King. I have resisted doing this since I've seen everybody and their mama doing one. Alas I am a man that likes to keep his Loyal Subjects happy so I will attempt to come up with 100 things about myself but be forewarned that I am a conceited bastard and some of these statements may make your stomach turn! Enjoy.1. My birthday is May 21st.
2. My brother's birthday is May 21st.
3. Yes I am a Twin.
4. I have 2 older sisters.
5. I am very shy.
6. Being shy and handsome don't work well together because people just think I'm being stuck up.
7. I have never celebrated Christmas, Easter, or any other holiday.
8. No I don't feel robbed or sad about that. In fact I am grateful for it.
9. This is harder than I thought.
10. I have a job that requires a college education.
11. I do not have a college education.
12. But I'm a beast when it comes to doctoring resumes.
13. I crack myself up.
14. I have always wanted to be an actor.
15. In High School I was named the best actor in the state 3 years in a row.
16. I have talked my way out of more fights than I can care to count.
17. I fought over half of the North Carolina A&T football team.
18. At once.
19. I'll write a blog about it one day but let's just say I had one too many shots of Paul Masson.
20. I did my homeboys mom...and he caught us.
21. He's no longer my homeboy.
22. This is a bootleg 100 list but it's cracking me up.
23. I'm 6'0 but I like to say I'm 6'1.
24. I usually smell like Curve, Curve Wave, or Very Sexy by Victoria Secret.
25. I am going to bring the word Def back in style.
Ok that's enough for now. I'll hit you up with another def 25 next Thursday.
17 comments:
Oh shit, you wear Very Sexy? I love that on my man. Damn, WTF. Your twin must be the cute one and you steal his photographs..lol. You had sex with your friends mama. Was it Arson cousin the one that did you wrong and he was seeking revenge?..lol. This list was to funny!
Wow two first comments in one day! You're on the ball GP!
Yeah i steal my brother's pictures and put them on here. Shh...don't tell anybody.
No it wasn't Arson's mom although...oh never mind he might be reading me today! LOL!!!
HAHAHA
you did your boy's mom? i hope it was worth it.
Not Arson's mom. His cousin/friend that did you dirty.
Good question Nikki.
Yeah it was worth it. She was fly and he was a loser. In fact I think I only befriended him to get close to his moms. I am so wrong. Oh well!!! LOL!!
LOL! I don't know if I was ready for this...this is more information than I needed to know about you, but entertaining none-the-less...very entertaining! :)
Girl read what he left on my last post. Now that was too much info :).
yeah I read that sh*t....ANYWAY! LOL!
You ungrateful sons of...well you know!!! Yall ask for more personal stuff and then look how yall act!!!
Yall are some jerks too....no wonder we all get along!!! LOL!!
we love you too! LOL!
Advice from the ladies is always welcome. I will make a note of that Jackie but just for the record I DO NOT buy my cologne in a supermarket but if they do sell it there for cheaper prices I will start to buy it there!
okay that was interesting!!!
@ Jackie...Avacado isn't an afrodisiac? Hmmm..ok funny lady you're going to get yours!!
@Danielle Thanks even though I noticed I was demoted over on your blog. You must've really been pissed about the military thing!! LOL!!!
Whatever you remember what's his name that lived beside my grandmother. Don't front. You wanted to do his mom too!!!
And the only reason you didn't hear them announcing me winning those awards in High School is because you were always skipping!!!!
Oh and I would never do your mom!!...Well maybe I would but I would never tell anybody...except maybe Telly...and Takim....oh and probably E-Dubb...and well ok a few hundred other people but that's it...I think.
Very enjoyable post. I love to hear more about ddot.
Why have you never celebrated a holiday?
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