Things that make you go Hmmmm....
I will be posting a few of these a week...
-Why is it called a running back when he runs forward?
-What do you call a male ladybug?
-If you strangle a smurf what color does it turn?
-People who can't see are blind and people who can't hear are deaf what do you call people who can't smell?
-How do they get those boats in the glass bottles?
-Why is it called a T.V. set when there's only one?
-If it's 0 degrees today and they say it will be twice as cold tommorow, how cold is that?
-If IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes, why do you only see it in North America
-Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?
-Can a guy named nick have a "nick"name?
-Why is it called alchoholics anonymous when the first thing you say is your name?
-Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
-If a person owns a piece of land does he own it all the way to the core of the earth?
-Why do they say an alarm clock is going OFF when it's really turning on?
-If you wore a teflon suit, can you ever get into a sticky situation?
-If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
-If jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares then why is there a song about him?
6 comments:
Saw you on Tiff's blog...
Interesting list...
I think a smurf would turn purple. ;)
Your majesty, I have one foe you, Who in the world came up with the following cliché saying, and what were they thinking? “He/She wants his/her cake and eat it too.” Why else would someone want cake? Heck ya, I want my cake and I fully intend to eat it too. What? I’m going to look at it, smear it on my body, wear it as a hat, put it in the freezer and eat it a year later. Oops some people do that one….oh well. Thanks for stopping in at my blog…Lori
I'll bet the color totally leaves a smirf when they are strangled. Maybe. Oh maybe the girls are right...people turn purple when they are strangled, at first, then the color leaves them...not that I would know personally, or anything....
Oh drat my spelling...that should say I have one FOR you...sheesh. I really should read my text before I publish.
Your cute. A little arrogant, but cute. I'll watch your blog progress and see what else interesting you have to say.
-People who can't see are blind and people who can't hear are deaf what do you call people who can't smell? {{SENSELESS}} lol
he only owns up to 30 feet above him
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